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The neon haze of Neon Solana buzzed above the alley where Lucky sat, his tail flicking in irritation. The city was alive with gamblers chasing riches, traders shouting over each other, and degens placing reckless bets. He had seen them all before—wide-eyed newcomers dreaming of fortune, only to be discarded when the house won. Lucky had no backers, no influencer hype, no golden ticket to success. Just a grumpy face, a stubborn will, and a battered cardboard sign that read: “I HATE PEOPLE.”
Not because he truly hated them, but because he had learned the truth. People lied. They promised support, called you a “community project,” then dumped their bags the moment they saw an exit. He had watched it happen too many times. And yet, against the odds, he survived. He clawed his way through Pump.fun, a ruthless lottery where most tokens were dead before they ever had a chance. He fought, he bonded, and for a brief moment, he felt like he had won.
$104K market cap. Graduated to Raydium. Free at last. But freedom wasn't what he expected. The real predators weren't on Pump.fun; they were waiting in the open market. KOLs whispered sweet lies, promising exposure in exchange for SOL. Telegram groups dangled “organic engagement,” only to vanish with their payments. Snipers drained liquidity before he could react. Whales pumped, dumped, and moved on to their next victim. The house always won.
He could have given up, let the casino chew him up and spit him out. But Lucky wasn't built that way. If the game was rigged, he would stop playing it. He would change it. Memes alone were disposable, but utility was forever. Instead of fighting for relevance in a single ecosystem, he broke free. He went multi-chain. If survival meant expansion, he would go where others hadn't dared. He leapt across blockchains, from BNB where memecoins thrived in chaos, to Base, the rising giant of fresh liquidity, to Avalanche, fast and scalable for real-world growth. Wherever liquidity flowed, Lucky left his mark.
But he wasn't just running—he was building. The cycle of pump and dumps had taken its toll, and he had seen enough empty promises. That's when OnlyCats was born. A social platform for cat lovers, powered by $BADCAT. Not just a speculative token, but a real ecosystem where holders could tip content creators, unlock exclusive content, and support real-world cat rescues. A place where engagement meant more than fleeting market cap.
As he sat atop the rooftops of Neon Solana, watching the chaos below, he smirked. They could keep playing their games. He had just changed the rules.
Calling all cat lovers (and haters): This is your chance to be part of a global movement!
Be the proud owner of our "I HATE PEOPLE" T-shirt and show your love (or dislike) for cats. Proceeds from shirt sales go to neutering and feeding cats.
$BADCAT has no affiliation with the SPCA, your local animal shelter, or your neighbor's cat that judges you from the window. This token exists solely to pay tribute to our furry overlords while randomly donating funds to animal shelters. We're not heroes; we just love cats (even the jerks).
Now, let's get this straight: $BADCAT is a meme coin. It has zero intrinsic value, offers no financial return, and there's no formal team, no roadmap, and absolutely no hidden treasure map to El Dorado. Its primary purpose? To make you laugh, maybe cry, and definitely question your financial decisions.
However, we're not entirely useless. A portion of proceeds goes toward feeding stray cats, getting them snipped by qualified professionals (snip responsibly), and finding forever homes for these four-pawed anarchists. No cats were harmed in the production of this website, but several keyboards were scratched beyond repair.
$BADCAT: For laughs, for love, for cats. 😺